Desc: Phalo Crest: Directed by Jesús Franco, Lina Romay. With Lina Romay, Elisa Mateo, C. González Ordi, A. Bartos Velasco. Powerful vineyard empire matriarch has all the family over for dinner to expose the secret ingredient of their aphrodisiac wine explaining why their empire is so successful. in the Falcon Crest TV Show Porn Spoof by Jess Franco.